Things My Mother Taught Me.

1. my mother taught me religion-
"You better pray that comes out of the carpet!"
2. my mother taught me time travel-
"If you don't straighten up, I"m going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
3.my mother taught me logic-
"Because I said so, that's why!"
4.my mother taught me about stamina-
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone!"
5.my mother taught me about receiving
"You are going to get it when we get home!"

My mom really taught me to stand in faith, do good to others, and live a holy life. It took me a while to get it, but I finally got it. Thanks, mom!